grintaire:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

highmiranda: life

san-1ty: ☣☠☣☠☣☠

Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.

tremblingofmyhands: Favorite